2010-09-08

Dirty Little Teaser

Fast Five (2011)
Fast and the Furious 5
Release Date: June 10, 2011

Director: Justin Lin
Writer: Chris Morgan (screenplay)

Cast
Hobbs: Dwayne Johnson
Brain O'Conner: Paul Walker
Dominic Toretto: Vin Dieselns
Roman Pierce: Tyrese Gibson
Tej: Ludacris

Fast cars, hot guys, sexy cars, crazy stunts... I'm there. The only down side to this movie is afterward all the kids are gonna be peeling out the theater.     

Machete (2010)

Release Date:
September 3, 2010

Director (s): Ethan Maniquis, Robert Rodriguez
Writer(s): Robert Rodriguez, Alvaro Rodriguez
Genre: Action, Adventure
Language: English
Runtime: 105 mins

Cast
Machete: Danny Trejo
Senator McLaughlin: Robert De Niro
Sartana: Jessica Alba
Torrez: Steven Seagal
Luz: Michelle Rodriguez
Booth: Jeff Fahey

Review


Machete has popped my Mexploitation cherry. Filmed much like Planet Terror, Machete has a good dosage of gore and corny dialogue. In fact, the dialogue is so purposely bad that it is quite hilarious. I must say though, that opening scene…. intense. I must mention however, that parts of this film felt like a Desperado rip-off. Now, we all know that some people were mad at the film for whatever; making the “white man” seem evil, stereotypical Mexicans, the whole immigration issue blah blah blah. Honestly, who the F cares, it’s an exploitation film, get over it. If you not into that then don’t watch it, but if you want to see one bad ass Mexican chopping people up then Machete is right up your alley.

Favorite Quote
Machete: Machete don't text.